WATERBOTTLE SOCCER n. A deadly sport practiced mainly by Sussman's
graduate students. It, along with chair bowling, is the most evident
manifestation of the "locker room atmosphere" said to reign
in that sphere. (Sussman doesn't approve.) [As of 11/82, it's reported
that the sport has given way to a new game called
"disc-boot", and Sussman even participates occasionally.]